Posted on 07/14/2019 10:03:07 AM PDT by Enlightened1
“Build a Spacewall!”
“Keep the illegal aliens out!”
Oohh an air force base, how intimidating. Lol.. they wouldn’t dream of it it was a marine base.
How can they defend “51” and they can’t defend a border?
“We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry,”
Good. Announce your plan well in advance and Mr. FBI will be glad to see that you all board the bus to the federal lockup located at Eglin AFB, or if you’re really, really lucky... Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
#1: Weapons and the People Who Use Them.
Not that it will get that far. If this keeps up then the FBI will have to get some warrants and arrest people to stop it. Not only to stop a criminal act, but to keep people from getting themselves killed. Security at Area 51 is no a joke, trespassers have been shot and killed there.
They’ll mess with the GPS system and have the trespassers spiraling in circles.
“Good time for DARPA to try out some new toys.”
Why not? DARPA doesn’t work for us anyway, we just pay for their research. Sweet deal huh?
“Good. Announce your plan well in advance and Mr. FBI will be glad to see that you all board the bus to the federal lockup located at Eglin AFB, or if you’re really, really lucky... Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.”
The FBI clowns don’t guard Area51. It’s the military and Wackenhut.
I was an Air Force Security Policeman (now called "Security Forces). Unlike the Marines (and the Army and Navy) this was all we trained for and the use of deadly force is very much an option because the protection of United States national defense resources is serious business. Most people that have made serious attempts to infiltrate United States Air Force installations have not lived to tell about it.
This sounds like a ploy by the Las Vegas Casinos to get some rich loser nerd types. Not to far after Burning Man. Trying to increase their numbers during a slow hot season?
A good time to try out that anti-riot equipment i’ve been reading about.
Those rays that either make their skin burn, poop their pants or vomit everywhere.
How about El Rushbo’s legendary “crap cannon”, the weapon that aims ELF energy at rioters’ midsections and causes them to become...incontinent?
If this keeps up I expect the FBI will arrest people to try to stop it. Partly because this is organizing a criminal attack on a U.S. military base, and party to keep people from getting killed. Even if they are idiots.
I don’t think this is entirely serious, personally, because anyone who really did manage to get a hundred thousand couch potato Internet geeks out to the Sonora Desert in July ought to be arrested for attempted murder. Nevertheless, they’ve already released classified information: the fact that you can naruto-run faster than bullets was Top Secret until now.
Just upload a software virus to disable all military weapons at Area 51.
Tell the 1 million invaders it is now safe to pursue Area 51.
The federal prison at Eglin closed years ago. I think it was after hurricane Opal.
Our Congress will shoot Americans dead for crossing a desert border,
but is afraid to shoot criminal foreign aliens jumping the southern Wall.
Perhaps an Area 51 Caravan is needed first.
/facepalm. Tells you everything you need to know.:
My millenial son just explained to me what a "narato run" is. That's funny (and pathetic) as hell.
Looks like they are not impressed. Do you disagree that they would not have attempted this on a marine base.
I am storming area 52! It’s better than area 51. I think roadrunner uses naruto run.
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