Thanks to this amazing discovery, the Page above can now be translated. It was written by Sotworthy Seeburg, as can be seen where he autographed it on the right side of the illustration. The following is a direct translation, enhanced with minimal punctuation for sentence separation.
now this aint no shit. you know the hot tub bath in the vestal virgin locker room?
well me and Jarrell Datson snuck up into the overhead plumbing and stuffed in a big basket of them blue pellets the nuns use to keep the water in the latrines blue so they dont have to scrub them so much.
incoming hot water went through the basket, see the illustration, and dissolved the pellets all at once. you can see the blue water coming out in the accompanying drawing. it was hilarious. if smurfs havent been invented yet then we made the first ones.
if anyone ever finds out, we are dead meat.Roman soldiers' very rude graffiti revealed near Hadrian's Wall
FoxNews.com ^ | Feb 27, 2019 | James Rogers | Fox News
An ancient quarry near Hadrian’s Wall in northern England offers a smutty glimpse into the lives of the Roman soldiers who built the famous fortification.
Archaeologists from the U.K.’s Newcastle University and Historic England are working to record the unique inscriptions carved into the walls of the quarry, which provided stone for Hadrian’s Wall.
The sandstone inscriptions include a caricature of an officer and a phallus, which denoted good luck in Roman culture.
Other carvings at the quarry in Gelt Forest have helped experts date the rare inscriptions. One inscription, for example, describes ‘APRO ET MAXIMO CONSVLIBVS OFICINA MERCATI,’ a reference to the consulate of Aper and Maximus.
This dates the inscription to 207 A.D., a time when Hadrian’s Wall was undergoing a major renovation, according to Historic England.
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PILATE: What's so... funny about the name "Biggus _ickus"?
CENTURION: Well, it's a joke name, sir.
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