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President Trump is settling all American Family business.

The orchestra is warming up. The conductor scans his sheet music, wondering which piece they should play first, Greig's "In The Hall of the Mountain King" or Wagner's "Ride Of The Valkyries".

The conductor, who has a slight greenish cast to his short, chubby frame, taps his baton sharply. He's made his decision, he's chosent the play list for the Greatest Movie Ever. The orchestra will set the mood with Greig's piece. The tentative, thrumming and threatening opening will have the audience on the edge of their seats.

For the action portion of the film, when asses are being kicked and names and warrants are being taken, the conductor has a treat for all the Anons. He knows that even the older ones still like to rock out, so they'll be treated to AC/DC's "Thunderstruck", at FULL volume.

The conductor has decided that during the perp walk montage he'll treat the audience to Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries". He understands that quite a few members of the audience will have flashbacks to 'Nam and picture helos swooping down the Potomac, picking off Derp Staters.

As the audience watches Ol' Cabbage Odor, the Queen of Mean do the perp walk (with assistance and a big bottle) close out the film, "1812 Overture" will be played. Confetti and balloons will fall from the ceiling as the audience cheers and jeers. The theater has prepared for this showing; all surfaces have been covered with plastic tarps and rotten tomatoes are available to the audience.

After the lights come on and the audience begins to file out, Aaron Copeland's Shaker hymn "Simple Gifts" will be played softly.

The conductor knows the audience's emotions will need to be brought back to center. A nice pensive song to help them reflect on what they've won...their freedom.

1,940 posted on 03/15/2019 6:25:49 PM PDT by blu (WWG1WGA)
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To: blu

Thunderstruck. Got my vote. But I like those Icelandic rednecks version. Cant remember the band name right now.


1,946 posted on 03/15/2019 6:32:36 PM PDT by CJ Wolf (Free wwg1wga! Woe is media...)
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The orchestra is warming up. The conductor scans his sheet music, wondering which piece they should play first, Greig's "In The Hall of the Mountain King" or Wagner's "Ride Of The Valkyries".

Here's an alternative choice, someone that nobody has heard of.

Kemper Crabb - Sunrise After the Vigil

Like Q, starts slow but builds to a triumphant, unforgettable crescendo.

2,014 posted on 03/15/2019 7:49:23 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: blu

Beautiful, blu!

May it be.


2,038 posted on 03/15/2019 8:24:54 PM PDT by Melian (Check yourself before you KeK yourself. ~ Melian)
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