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To: KitJ
Maybe someone will throw a prayer his way. ....... O Lord, please show Okeyhokester the error of his ways. Take his heart that is ten times too small and stretch it a bit. Open his Mr. Magoo eyes and give him insight. Lift the potatoes out of his ears so he can hear truth. Clear the weaving spider cobwebs in his mind so he can use reason. Place your seal upon his mouth. Forever. Mend his broken spirit with your skillful needling. Help him locate the marbles he lost. And, Lord, if it’s possible, break his fingers so he can’t type and can only sit in contemplation of Your glory. 🙏🏼
669 posted on 02/25/2019 1:16:48 PM PST by Melian (Check yourself before you KeK yourself. ~ Melian)
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To: Melian
Best prayer EVER!!!

Marry me?

673 posted on 02/25/2019 1:19:22 PM PST by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: Melian
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH[snort]HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Beautiful! No doubt in the name of Saint Rickles, the Patron Saint of Passive-Aggressive!

YOU get a Brrrrrrrrttt!

Target destroyed. Mission Complete. Return to base.

676 posted on 02/25/2019 1:22:37 PM PST by KitJ (Shall not be infringed...)
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