[bagster]

Dance, derpo, dance.

Yea, you knew about the election night meeting.

Tell me more.

#YouTypeALotButSayNothing

#TooLateToSaveFaceNow

p.s. Priestap was forced/removed from the FBI.

#JustSoYouKnow

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[bagster]

Jack, you will be pleased to know that I took the liberty of sprinkling your name throughout this edition of The Oracle.

Nothing personal, but since you're our pet derp who just won't go away, I have dubbed you the Ambassador of Derp Nation, and of those who are in the thrall of THE NARRATIVE.

I'll make ya' famous.

#YouShouldBeFlattered

#TheAttentionYouCrave

p.s. Its raining cats and dogs over here.

Cheers.

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