To: Gamecock
he thought piloting the plane would involve little more than pushing buttons and pulling levers.
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Actually that’s all there is to it. Of course it helps a bunch if you know which lever to pull and which button to push at what time.
To: shelterguy
Lemmy see, ware do fin da keyhole to git dis thing started?
16 posted on
01/29/2019 3:00:54 PM PST by
Ed Condon
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To: shelterguy
The first issue would be finding the REVERSE lever.
To: shelterguy
he thought piloting the plane would involve little more than pushing buttons and pulling levers.
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Actually that’s all there is to it. Of course it helps a bunch if you know which lever to pull and which button to push at what time.
Or ask Shonte, Jr. and Jamaal.
"[in a police helicopter on the ground]
Shonte Jr.: Anybody know how to fly this damn thing?
Jamaal: Mother****er, it can't be that hard, it's just lift versus drag and rotation.
Lee Harvey: Yeah, man, get your head out your ass.
Shonte Jr.: It's not that, man, the controls are written in German, ya asshole.
Lee Harvey: Mother****er, you speak German don't you?
Shonte Jr.: Mother****er, I can speak it, I ain't saying I can read the **** all that good.
Jamaal: [Grabs instruction book] You a mother****in' disgrace!"
To: shelterguy
” Actually that’s all there is to it. “
Actually, no, that’s not all there is to it.
Just like space flight only involves sitting on top of a rocket, right?
55 posted on
01/29/2019 4:08:15 PM PST by
A strike
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