::...glued together mob of bought dogs in the House...::
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I most definitely agree with you that the above is an interesting turn of phrase. But, while I like it — and similar colorful expressions that he uses — this writer needs to familiarize himself with some basic composition standards. The “it’s” that appears right before the aforementioned phrase is one example of his errors.
Oh, it’s full of errors.
Grammar doesn’t bother me very much. I try to use correct grammar myself, especially in more formal writings, but vernacular and mistakes just don’t get me peeved. Eubonics, though...