ROFL!!!! WHAT A GREAT MEME!!!!
(FLOTUS and MIKE)
Mikey looks like part of the drapery!
She looks like the part of the drapery that is left on the sewing room floor because there are many huge flaws in it. There are black singe marks, it smells like cabbage and urine, the fabric is so thick-they used the extra heavy weave, hoping to hold down the cellulite and fat rolls, and no one else would take it. The boot are cast-off snake skins from the Brooklyn Zoo...not rinsed very well, which accounts for some of the smell.
This outfit was "tried out" on the corner of Broadway and 5th Ave. It was a bust...there were no takers, and the other hookers laughed at her.