[TEXOKIE]

I don't want a WALKING STICK.

I want a WHOPPIN' STICK.

The official Captain Augustus McCray, Texas Ranger approved version.

And no, I won't put my eye out.

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OK - but I don't know what it LOOKS like! Can I give you a Walkin' Stick, and CALL it a Whoppin' Stick?

I tried to find a picture of one, but couldn't... but I DID find this and thought you might like :

[bagster]

OK - but I don't know what it LOOKS like! Can I give you a Walkin' Stick, and CALL it a Whoppin' Stick?

It looks like Gus McRae's cut-off leg.

Bagster

[ichabod1]

Jes’ a sittin’ on the front porch listenin’ to the who-ers play the piana’.