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To: sodpoodle

In my younger days I worked in a huge building with 1700 others. Walking out of the empty cafeteria I noticed that a roof leak had been cordoned off with black-striped yellow tape. I asked my companion if he had his chalk on him. He did. I laid down and said, “outline me.” That and a couple of catsup packs completed the effect.

The next day the lobby was full of reporters. We all got called into the cafeteria, which had been cleaned up, and we got dressed down.


9 posted on 12/09/2018 1:06:10 PM PST by Gen.Blather
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To: Gen.Blather

***We all got called into the cafeteria, which had been cleaned up, and we got dressed down.*****

Brilliant, but baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad;)

Did you ‘fess up?


12 posted on 12/09/2018 1:09:26 PM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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To: Gen.Blather; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON

Very creative.


16 posted on 12/09/2018 1:13:27 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Gen.Blather
Speaking of pranks, as kids, we pulled theee best, imho, at the county fair in the livestock barn

All our dairy cows are lined up on either side of the long barn where fairgoers wandered through the middle of the barns on Sunday after church to see all the prize animals standing or laying in the straw.

We stuffed a pair of jeans with straw and waited patiently for a cow to lie down at which time we inserted the jeans underneath her rear end. We added a pair of boots, crooked the knee and waited. Beautifully, this time the cow sat on her tail such that when she'd try to swat flies the leg of our poor squished dummy would move as if struggling to get out.

It was perfect, looked real as hell, and the reactions of the unsuspecting "city slickers" was priceless.

Thanks for reminding me....I've not remembered in decades.

25 posted on 12/09/2018 1:28:54 PM PST by chiller (Dem's ideals are beautiful...they just never work in a real world. Feel good, OR do the right thing.)
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To: Gen.Blather

My mom had spent the night with a relative so my wife and I went to her condo and did a tape outline of a body, then affixed some Police Line tape across the front door.

Long story short, she freaked out and so did her neighbors. I won a best Practical joke of the month contest on the local talk station


31 posted on 12/09/2018 1:49:29 PM PST by cyclotic ( Democrats must be politically eviscerated, disemboweled and demolished.)
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To: Gen.Blather
...and we got dressed down.

Totally worth it!

38 posted on 12/09/2018 2:42:33 PM PST by null and void (Socialist Worker's Party. If they ever get elected, you'll work and they'll party.)
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To: Gen.Blather
Chalk body ouline...

Roommate and me did that a campus bus stopped at Texas Tech U about '79.

Made the school newspaper and included a bus in the pic.

A retraction was issued the next day stating that a bus did not run over anyone...that time

43 posted on 12/09/2018 3:01:28 PM PST by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
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