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I was raised on a dairy farm & that really made me laugh.
We pinched the metal fitting of one of the hoses so that it was very, very high pressure so that when people walked out of the barn, while out of sight from the far end and other side of the rack, we'd turn it on and watch the hose stand up--seemingly all on it's own like a cobra snake--and spray water all over everyone.
Not looking for trouble, we only did that one once. Great memories..