May his sanctimonious blathering against POTUS rot his teeth. May his lying result in no one around him telling him the truth about anything or believing him about anything.
May all his children, relatives & close friends treat him as a pariah. May his verbal diahrrea become increasingly and obviously fully irrational beyond even that of OCCASIONAL CORTEX.
May he stumble at least every 4th step. May he forget how to drive. May all media become terminally boring or irritating to him. May his cohorts jerk him humiliatingly off the stage. May other Congress critters guffaw at 90% of his statements about anything. May he be forcefully propositioned by the ugliest of Congressional bathroom janitors.
May he have enough surviving, struggling brain cells to soon shut the blazes up.
May his spinster sister cough up a yak hairball