Derp State Jackie-Conspriacy Theorist Thread.
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Could you post the Bush conspiracy-theory stuff over on the Q thread with all the other conspiracy theorists. Plenty of people over there saying Bush was secretly executed by the Q-team, or committed suicide, and was a Satanist, blah, blah, blah.
Enough already. Where has our conservative sense of propriety and decorum gone?
Please post your "Bush was not a Derp State scumbag" theories on the "We Love the Derp State" threads with all the other "We Love Bush" derps.
ThanQ, derpie-soi.
(With all due respect to the respectful)
p.s. Frankly, you calling me and other patriots "conspiracy theorists" is quite appalling (behind our backs, I might add). Just in case you try to get appalled by me calling you a derp state soi-boy.
#Appalled
Bagster