The movie is titled 'A' Christmas Story, not 'THE Christmas Story. She's a moonbat......................
I’ll explain her problem with the greatest movie ever made:
It’s about a little BOY who wants a BB GUN for Christmas.
Boom. That’s her problem (among other issues she obviously has) in a nutshell.
Ask her about the original “Jonny Quest” episodes sometime then stand back and watch the fun begin.