[JockoManning]

Everybody knows there are no secret, sealed indictments, and if there are, they are for trivial, routine matters not connected with the derp state, AND that Huber and Sessions are Keebler elves and LARPS.

It still boggles my mind as to how utterly idiotic, clueless, lobotomized, terminally ignorant, blind, illogical, irrational, Kool-Aid guzzling . . . such folks TYPICALLY are. How do they manage to tie their shoes or know which end to put food in???

[meyer]

How do they manage to tie their shoes or know which end to put food in???

Velcro shoes, and they probably put food in every, ummmm, opening so as to make sure that they get fed somehow.

[Axenolith]

“or know which end to put food in?”
(With British accent, an old joke punchline comes to mind...)
“I say, it is nice to see the old boy pucker up and snap at a bit of toast”...