[Paladin2]

"He teaches a person how to handle a shovel, and then analyze what’s in the shovel."

Funny.

Q has never taught me about the different ends of a shovel. I certainly know what I am "shoveling", especially with the Q crumbs that need but a small spatula to move.

[grey_whiskers]

Q has never taught me about the different ends of a shovel.

That's because you couldn't find your ass with both hands even if someone spotted you the first nine fingers.