I am appalled that you all are appalled! (It had to be said). KEK.
Welllllllll! {You're making One-up appallingship harder}
I'd be appalled that some are appalled at all the appalling except that it somehow tickles some obscure, perverse appalling funny bone--which of course, is plenty appalling all on its own. But at least it carries on it's appalling rants and protests out of sight of decent company.