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To: ROCKLOBSTER; ransomnote; Cats Pajamas; greeneyes; bagster; generally; Wneighbor; mairdie; ...

Hey!

They’re not just for breakfast anymore.

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NO! You’re right! Clearly GRITS have arrived as the “IT” food!

*texokie, under the Steinweigh, eating a bowl of grits, is pondering All Things Grits, (despite The Oracle’s admonition not to) and becomes mindful of the sad time in our history when we were ruled by a Giant Derp Grit, Jimmuh Carter. He gave away the Panama Canal to Derp State China. With that, Grits definitely put the USA into the boiling grits in a big way, along with his confiscatory financial policies. And other stuff. No, texokie will never forget Gritz and running mate Fritz.*

*Before climbing out from under the Steinweigh into the rest of the day, texokie’s mood lightens as one bright picture memory from that time emerges:
“The Bonzai Bunny!” episode. Jimmuh, the Giant Derp Grit, was in a boat and a bunny - obviously with bad intentions - came swimming to his boat - clearly with foul intent toward the then-POTUS.*

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/when-jimmy-carter-was-attacked-by-a-rabbit

*With the benefit of years and of Q lessons, did that bunny have a message to him from the Derp State? I guess we’ll never know.*

*texokie peers mournfully into her now empty bowl of luscious grits and yields to reality. She only licked it out three times. It’s. Empty. She sighs and looks forward to dinner later in which it is planned to have some fried grits patties....with cheese melted over them. For those not as fond of grits, there are other wonderful choices planned as well. In the meantime, there is MUCH to be done in the Qanteen. Holiday season is in full swing now!*


1,893 posted on 11/21/2018 10:51:02 AM PST by TEXOKIE
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To: TEXOKIE

G.R.I.T.S.

This is us.

https://www.bustle.com/articles/100848-14-things-girls-raised-in-the-south-understand-because-youre-way-chiller-than-a-southern-belle


1,921 posted on 11/21/2018 11:47:19 AM PST by Wneighbor (Weaponize your cell phone! Call your legislators every week.)
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To: TEXOKIE

Kiss mah grits, Mel!


1,945 posted on 11/21/2018 1:44:11 PM PST by ichabod1 (He's a vindictive SOB but he's *our* vindictive SOB.)
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