Beeee careful... beeee very careful. (Read: I hope you don’t have a pet parrot, don’t buy takeout, and don’t ever have a mailman like ours.)
Not karma. Just re-routed, maybe, as Lesson No. 1, Category 3b. (Nevermind if it’s Catgory Q... that’s the toughest level lesson.)
(Serious post here)
we could show your mailman our pizza oven