Uncle Junior was the best. “Guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. ‘I guess I’ll have to spread my legs now’ she says. ‘Why?’ he asks, ‘don’t ya have a vase?’.”
1,728 posted on 09/20/2018 7:21:55 AM PDT by ichabod1
(He's a arrogant SOB but he's *our* arrogant SOB.)