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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; arrogantsob

“””If it can’t be proven by mathematics, it doesn’t exist.”

Well, that’s nice.

I sat in a mechanical engineering class figuring out force vectors on a rivet in a construction crane boom using a slide rule as we were not allowed to use new technology.

Looking up from my work, bored to tears sliding out that useless task, I saw the instructor using an HP-64 handheld checking our work.

I thought about that long and hard, and at the end of that quarter went down to a pawn shop and traded my sliderule for a well fitting largish hammer mere mortals could barely lift, let alone apply with the finesse and accuracy that I was able to achieve.

I became the Destroyer of Worlds and the Adjuster of Attitudes, and that hammer has served me well all these years. When everything looks like a nail to an impatient mind, a hammer is a universal solution.

After discovering that I could grunt and point and my dog would go fetch the newspaper, I had limited use for language from that point onward.

Upon arriving at FR I have discovered that grunting and pointing was not as productive. Through a method known as cut and paste I have been able to piece together visual pictures of how the world should be.

Some remain that still do not understand.

I keep that hammer nearby if deemed necessary.

The rumble you hear could well be me trimming my toenails.

Be well my brothers in your mathematical construct.

#MAGA


1,254 posted on 09/19/2018 5:46:54 PM PDT by haffast (SUPERPOWER STATUS: ON!!)
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To: haffast

Ron did say just the other day they were juicing the 8ch server HP. Guess the equip hasn’t come in yet.


1,258 posted on 09/19/2018 5:53:45 PM PDT by txhurl (whoa)
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To: haffast
I thought about that long and hard, and at the end of that quarter went down to a pawn shop and traded my sliderule...

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I've still got my sliderules. These could be useful in restarting civilization someday.

1,288 posted on 09/19/2018 6:15:16 PM PDT by Disestablishmentarian
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