Wow, I must be getting old and curmudgeonly.
Three modern trends I cannot stand:
Destination weddings - Not going, sorry. No gift for you!
Gender reveal parties - I can wait until your child is born to learn its sex.
Tatoos - Sorry, not attractive or cool for 99.9% of the population.
I wonder who the 0.1% is. Besides Popeye the Sailor Man.
Theme weddings do not seem to focus on actual wedding vows. Why not just throw a great party/reception, and keep the wedding dignified?