“Here is your basic latte recipe, careful it’s so exotic!
1. Take a glass and fill it halfway with milk.
2. Fill the rest of the glass with coffee”
to 1.: (steamed, frothed milk to be precise.)
I always have several extra shots in my latte. No flavoring or other sweeteners allowed
Lattes are too pussy. Just slip a little Jack Daniels into the recipe. It’ll grow hair where none has grown before.
Better yet, cut the latte from the recipe. After a few rounds there are no issues left to resolve except your gender and where is the nearest john.
Still can’t decide, then drop your drawers and pretend you are in San Francisco.
BTW: It takes a “real” man/women/whatever to drink a latte in a biker bar.