Posted on 05/25/2018 6:17:31 AM PDT by heterosupremacist
Full title: 'I can't afford boxes': Failure to launch millennial, 30, comes up with novel reason for refusing to move out of his parents' home - even after a pizza chain offers him a job - as judge orders him out by June 1.
Michael Rotondo, the 30-year-old man ordered by a judge to move out of his parents' upstate New York home by June 1, said he can't afford moving boxes.
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One word: Hefty.
Astonishing. He never heard of going around to stores asking for discarded boxes?
With the way the parents messed this guy up, their punishment should be to have to take care of the useless lout they inflicted on society.
I’ve heard that from lots of bums.
Go to the liquor store you worthless jackass.
Gee. Could he, maybe, use (er, steal) empty pizza boxes from work?
Parents want him to get a job and insurance.
He says his priority is getting his son back.
‘I can’t afford boxes’
Yet his parents offered him $1100 to pay for his move out.
“Astonishing. He never heard of going around to stores asking for discarded boxes?”
I guess the google generation doesn’t find such answers on google. Information at their fingertips, yet, no wisdom.
“He says his priority is getting his son back.”
Wait!!!! He’s reproduced??
Or asking friends who’ve moved recently? When I moved out of an apartment complex, I found a couple of people moving in and offered to take their boxes. It was a win/win for both of us.
You just made me smile.
For a decade or more, I had a lot of those old “crate” style cardboard boxes that used to hold bottles of beer. I used them as moving boxes, filing cabinets, and furniture for most of my 20’s. When I got married, my bride did have me get rid of a few of the more beaten up ones, but I threw the sad remnants of the last one away a few months ago.
20 years for is a long time for a free box.
Leaving everything behind that his parents bought and paid for would eliminate 99% of those boxes.
In all my moves, I never bought a box.
That's a point which will be lost on many. The parents of this worthless millenial enabled this behavior for years! Now he's going to end up on welfare somewhere and the rest of us will be footing his bills for the rest of his (and his childs!) lives?
OH HELL NO!!
Isn’t this the exact same resume of Bernie Sanders?
.....Sure is a nice suit for not being able to afford boxes.....
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