I’ve been calling for a transgendered superhero to be called Weiner Woman.
That is actually pretty funny. It is funny because it is so close to the absurd truth of this nonsense.
If you also make the character a Muslim who is in the country illegally, the networks will wage a bidding war to buy the rights.
“I’ve been calling for a transgendered superhero to be called Weiner Woman.”
Nah, just mishmash a figure from mythology. Instead of the Mighty Aphrodite we go with the “MIGHTY HERMAPHRODITE “.
Just think of all the fun visuals.
Leather platform knee boots.
Instead of Linda Carter booty cutter shorts we go with a thong....with a codpiece!
Bare rippling midriff of course with some type of BDSM looking “rack holder upper” in metal or mesh.
The guys can watch the rack jiggle while the gals and gays watch the “package” bobble.
Long flowing hair and a three day beard to top everything off.
The only question is do we go au natural with the body hair?
Pubes overflowing the codpiece?
Nasty hairy pits?
Fur covered arms and legs?
Best of all is no need for a secret identity because these days it’s ALL good!
Dang! I oughta be in Hollywood!