Miss Nebraska wins Miss USA competition

AP ^ | May 21, 2018

[Ken H]

Ah, if only I were 30 years younger...

...I still wouldn’t have a prayer!

[txnativegop]

sometimes the chase itself is good enough! ;^)

[ProtectOurFreedom]

She’s going to be a “a certified child life specialist.”

A WHAT?

[Fungi]

Don't get me wrong, but I have seen better looking Cantharellus species.

[Califreak]

From Wikipedia:

Child life specialists are pediatric health care professionals who work with children and families in hospitals and other settings to help them cope with the challenges of hospitalization, illness, and disability. They provide children with age-appropriate preparation for medical procedures, pain management and coping strategies, and play and self-expression activities. They also provide information, support, and guidance to parents, siblings, and other family members.

[ConservativeStatement]

See if this fits:

https://www.childlife.org/Certification/

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Thanks for looking that up. That is a very worthwhile career! Children’s hospitals everywhere must be full of these kind and comforting souls. The daughter of a friend was in a horrible car crash which severely damaged her brain stem leaving her nearly dead. Such people aided the family enormously while their daughter was hospitalized.

[KC Burke]

Petite, blond and well built.

Just like my gal.

[Califreak]

I was curious.

I’m glad I looked it up too because to me it sounded like a glorified babysitter.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“glorified babysitter” - that’s exactly what it sounded like to me, too. Sounded like a basket-weaving degree, but it sounds very serious and probably quite difficult.

[Ken H]

“sometimes the chase itself is good enough! ;^)”

I always enjoyed the chase.

Up until the court order to cease and desist.

[moovova]

Dang! A white woman!

[onyx]

She was the best!

[txnativegop]

Yeah, a C and D order does put a serious damper on things doesn’t it? LOL

[Mozzafiato]

The Trump era is certainly making America great again. A real beauty.

[poconopundit]

I grinned. You’re such a fun guy...

[broken_arrow1]

Saving for eye-wash when needed....

[libh8er]

Are white women allowed to win beauty pageants ?

[Vendome]

Those dead eyes?

[Pollster1]

She’s beautiful, which is not always guaranteed for pageant winners.