LOL! Very good question. I think we could rent one.. maybe, like rent-a-mob.
It was an incisive post, by a smart and detail oriented Anon.
Actually there is something like that - the Amazon Turk - you can put out for jobs.
It sound like he knows what he is doing and trying to get some help, but sometimes the Anons are like a herd of Cats.
My coding experience was in the 70s, and a bit in the early 80s, before the idea of Hacking even existed.
The questions would be If you had the encryption key, could you use it on Q posts to find the IP address, then go to the site and use the key to unlock the contents? I assume that is what is happening.