"It's not easy being cheezy."
This is not the perp who is too hideous to behold.
Posted on 04/20/2018 7:51:03 AM PDT by Gamecock
MONROE, La. (KARD) - A Louisiana woman returned home to find a stranger taking a bath and eating her Cheetos Tuesday night, according to a police report.
Evelyn Washington, 29, is in the Ouachita Correctional Center, charged with simple burglary and criminal damage to property.
According to a police report from Monroe Police, a woman discovered Washington had broken into her home on Church Street, made herself comfortable, and helped herself to a snack Tuesday night.
The arrest report says Washington claims that an unknown man told her to break into the house. Both the suspect and victim say they do not know each other.
The arrest report does confirm the presence of "half eaten cheetos" next to the tub where Washington was found.
she was home free UNTIL they brought out the cheetos detector:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xrLuFuLo-w
LOL - BINGO
Illegal possession of Cheetos with no intent to distribute. Book ‘em, Danno!
Definitely guilty...
I remember hearing about this but hadn’t seen it. But I ISN’T going to try this at my house or anyone else’s either.
I have to hand it to her for creativity, though. In my 61 years, doing this has never once crossed my mind.
Lousy racist homeowners.
She didn’t want any coffee...just needed to use the head.
Not the cheetos???
"It's not easy being cheezy."
This is not the perp who is too hideous to behold.
I wouldn’t mind finding that one in my bathtub, Cheetos or not.
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