LOL. This reminds me of a story.
Not long ago I went into a local sub shop (not a national chain like Subway). At this place you have the option of ordering your sub on either whole wheat or white/French bread.
This particular location, in a very liberal city, had mostly Millenials working there who had numerous tats and piercings.
In a rather loud voice I said, “I’ll have a number 10 on ‘white’”.
Trigger!!
For the next minute and a half this female Millenial snowflake kept repeating my order out loud, “One number 10 on FRENCH!” “Here’s a number 10 on FRENCH!”
I kept an eye on my sub as it was being made just so there were no “additives” to my sub. But man, I was dying of laughter. She was so triggered it was absolutely hysterical.
That’s awesome.
I’d step it up and say that you you’re allergic to the French wheat and must have white bread.
French? Was it made in a Boulangerie in Paris? What type of BS cultural appropriation is it for you to call this American merde “French Bread”. You, madame, have triggered me. :-)