[bagster]

I had a cat piss in my ear one time while I was sleeping. I didn't know cats could fly so far.

:)

[Cboldt]

Witnessed a pickup truck rollover occur in front of our farmhouse. The cat that was one of the two occupants escaped, and went across the plowed 80 acre field, I swear in 4 bounds. Guilty conscience.

[Kalam]

I had a cat piss in my ear one time while I was sleeping. I didn’t know cats could fly so far.
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I have to respond to this one. (Chuckle) It brought back a memory.

While the cat I’m referring to didn’t urinate or deficate on the bed; she jumped on that bed, claws extended, while I was in it. I will never know how far she would have flown because a closet door got in the way. Interesting show, watching a cat slide down a louvered door.