[Fightin Whitey]

Dahleen likes to think she is abreast of the news.

Actually she is quite udderly ridiculous.

[17th Miss Regt]

Just saw her face. No wonder.

[NobleFree]

Affirmative action at work.

[Trillian]

And quite enormous.

[jazminerose]

When a picture really is worth a thousand words.

Kitty has claws.

Sorry, Dahleen, we can’t all look like our Melania, speak five languages, be a devoted hands on mom who eschewed nannies, run a successful business, dedicate ourselves to childrens’ causes and comforting our troops and their families while being unquestionably the finest First Lady to ever have graced America.

So Dahleen will just have to settle for being a bitter schlub.