[grey_whiskers]

The wind almost ripped the hood off my car tonight when I raised it to check the oil.

Next time, wait until you're off the interstate and in your driveway before raising the hood, mmkay? :-D

(And let the engine cool off a bit first, too...)

[bagster]

Stop mansplaining. :)

[Bigg Red]

Hey! You mansplainin’? :)