Posted on 03/11/2018 12:45:25 PM PDT by heterosupremacist
Rahmatulloh Saifutdinov, the chief imam of Tashkents Mirzo Yusuf Mosque, told worshippers that fantasizing about someone other than your spouse during sex can lead to a woman giving birth to a homosexual child.
Speaking during a sermon after Friday Prayers on March 2, Saifutdinov suggested that some Uzbek women think about handsome strangers while making love to their husbands:
For example, women are fantasizing about handsome Turkish soap opera actors. There are many such posts on social media by some married women, Saifutdinov said. Its like having three people taking part in the [sexual] intercourse.
Such a sexual act, according to the prominent imam, could lead to a woman potentially becoming pregnant with a homosexual baby boy.
Saifutdinov was equally unforgiving about mens intimate fantasies.
Men, too, are not allowed to imagine another beautiful woman when they are having sexual intercourse with their wives, because this may lead to the birth of a lesbian child, the imam warned
(Excerpt) Read more at jihadwatch.org ...
With apologies to Rodney Dangerfield:
Last night I was fooling around with the wife, and she suddenly stopped. I said, “What’s wrong, can’t you think of somebody else?”
"....and wearing a beach towel on your head means it's full of sand"
Excellent proven 6th Century theorem.
And witches should balance with a duck or very small rocks.
Isn’t every Muslim man born desiring sodomy?
You say whut?
Muslim advice for the stupid!
They make gay goatboys.
LOL
For example, women are fantasizing about handsome Turkish soap opera actors. There are many such posts on social media by some married women, Saifutdinov said. Its like having three people taking part in the [sexual] intercourse.
He sounds pretty scared hes not measuring up to the handsome Turkish soap opera actor.
well, i don’t know....he’s got a pretty good theory there...
(at least, when compared with some of the others)
/s
How are these poor women supposed to enjoy thinking about that mullah??
Just for the heck of it I Goggled up “handsome Turkish soap opera actor”. Gay as a Maypole dance. IMHO.
It seems to me that he is arguing that adultery has consequences.
Saifutdinov suggested that some Uzbek men think about handsome strangers while making love to their wives:
this could lead to “gay” babies...
From the looks of him, I’m guessing that’s what happened to him!
Then how come there are no Muslim baby goats?
Well that explains the origins of Sasquatch.
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