[j.havenfarm]

This just in: The guy who fell into the upholstering machine is now fully recovered.

[CrazyIvan]

“This just in: The guy who fell into the upholstering machine is now fully recovered.”

That had me in stitches.

[JewishRighter]

“This just in: The guy who fell into the upholstering machine is now fully recovered.”

That reminds me about the guy who invented eyeglass lenses using a grinding machine. One day, he fell into the machine and made a spectacle of himself.