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| 3/1/2018
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Posted on 03/01/2018 10:01:53 AM PST by sodpoodle
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To: Leaning Right
Many puns deserve the response, That was two thirds of a pun - PU.
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posted on
03/01/2018 9:50:16 PM PST
by
UpInArms
(without failure there's no success only slavery)
To: firebrand
The agnostic dyslexic insomniac would lie awake all night questioning the existence of dog.
122
posted on
03/01/2018 9:51:47 PM PST
by
Bob
(Damn, the democrats haven't been this upset since Republicans freed their slaves.)
To: N. Theknow
I knew a cross dressing person who used to date himself.
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posted on
03/01/2018 11:56:39 PM PST
by
llevrok
(DACA = Democrats Against Citizen Americans)
To: Bob
I’ve seen that, but I wanted to get the tour dog in there.
To: N. Theknow
Italian restaurants always have "Antipesto" on the menu. I've often wondered, if there's such a thing as "Antipesto" does that mean there's such a thing as "Pesto"? If that's the case, if you were to put the two of them together on the same plate would they obliterate one another?
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posted on
03/02/2018 3:56:35 AM PST
by
SkiKnee
To: Bob
The preacher said, “Oh Lord, we know that we are but dust.”
My daughter asked me, “Daddy, what is butt dust?”
126
posted on
03/02/2018 4:46:34 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Duty, Honor, Country.....Honor, Courage, Commitment)
To: Rebelbase
Waddya make bagels with? Judo.
127
posted on
03/02/2018 7:20:11 AM PST
by
Impala64ssa
(Islamophobic? NO! IslamABHORic)
To: sodpoodle
I would tell my daughter if she ever married a guy named Ford, Dodge, Benz, Ferrari, Bentley, Lincoln or Rolls PLEASE don’t name her daughter Lisa.
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posted on
03/02/2018 7:25:52 AM PST
by
Impala64ssa
(Islamophobic? NO! IslamABHORic)
To: windsorknot
Her father ran the telegraph office and she Did it did it did it did it.....
129
posted on
03/02/2018 7:29:30 AM PST
by
Impala64ssa
(Islamophobic? NO! IslamABHORic)
To: sodpoodle
Robinson Crusoe was walking along the shore one day when he saw footprints in the sand. With a deep sigh he said,”Thank God it’s Friday.”
My grandfather told me when I was about 11 years old to never marry a man for his money, because once I had spent it, I would be stuck with him.
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posted on
03/03/2018 2:49:13 AM PST
by
matchgirl
(Can you hear the people sing!)
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