Pollock’s don’t do a bad job either.
Yes, the ‘highlights’ of small town (?) Catholicism was Polish Weddings or Irish Funerals.
Generally a ‘good time’ had by all.
Kind of like the Newby at the Mining camp and the BNGs supervisor said,
“I want to invite you to a get together Fri to welcome you to camp. There will be a lot of booze, fighting, sex, fighting, more sex and oh yes, probably some sex”
“Wow sounds like fun, what time is everyone showing up?”
“Oh, this one is just you and me, I will introduce you the rest of the gang on Monday”