This is the 21st century, and we're a developed nation. Nonetheless, it seems like the level of pride and sophistication in our society is going progressively backwards.
Theft is not a felony. Depends on what he’s got.
“...start cleaning the house, which he says was fully covered in animal feces.”
He must have been sitting on his ass doing nothing too if the house was allowed to get fully covered in feces. If she had been successful in ripping off his genitals, she looks like the type that would show up on Pawn Stars trying to sell them