Are we seeking a Wild Turkey, or a bunch of Pussy drivers. One 10 MPH bumper kiss and that turkey would be AMF.
:)
There’s no reason to run ‘em over just for sport.
What’s ONE minute of your day worth?
You’re seeing the latter.
I use the old railroad trick of honking the horn in a stuttering beep-beep-beep-beep-beep pattern and the turkeys scatter; if they’re posturing like the one in the video, they stop immediately and go back to looking like hens. Second last one I did that to flew straight up in the air, too.