And THIS is why men and women are different. Give me a list and it’s done. Drop a bunch of semi-secret hints over a three month time frame and forget it. I’ll figure something out that is acceptable in a 15 minute timeframe at the wire.
I don’t do interprétative art either.
My wife has learned....
Step one....hit me in the forehead to make sure I’m paying attention..
Step two....in very simple brief terms explain clearly what you want....anything more than 20 seconds...squirrel...
Step three.....hit me in the forehead again.... (just for good measure)