So, moral of the story, only buy a ticket if “you have a feeling you might win.”
He’s a white guy, will probably open a hamburger stand with the money, Mega Millions is racist.
MS-13 heading to his house with a burlap sack and duct tape in 3,2,1....
Some states require it but the absolute worst thing to do is to announce it; especially on FakeBook.
Oh my! Poor kid, with his picture and name all over.
A kidnapping victim ready to happen,
If on the off chance you win millions, say nothing, hire finance guys and attorneys to collect to a trust fund.
Never let anyone know that you have won.
And he’ll be broke before he’s 30.
If Meghan Markle had only waited a few weeks, she could had him and wouldn’t have had to leave her poor dog behind.
They mentioned his name on the local news here in Maine.
Apparently, he is a native of Maine, and graduated from either Livermore or Livermore Falls High School here in Maine in 2015.
Good thing he moved to Florida....no state income tax, unlike Maine.
Dear lucky dude.
You now have ONE job.
Use THAT money to make even MORE money.
You’re welcome.
The good news, he can finally get laid.
An accident waiting to happen!
Shane, 20: “I hope to use it to pursue a variety of passions, help my family and do some good for humanity,”
Me, 65: Hookers and blow. With age comes wisdom.
Good for him.
I am glad someone with a marginal set of brains won.
Hookers and blow.....jk
There will be 20 women claiming paternity suits against him. Facts dont matter anymore. No one cares if the women lie, they fzce no negative consequences for lying.
And in a week coincidentally he will meet the girl of his dreams.
Total random luck!