Sarah Huckabee Sanders Ends 'Piegate'; Gives April Ryan a Homemade Pie

Townhall.com ^ | December 14, 2017 | Christine Rousselle

[MayflowerMadam]

“I can’t stand having chocolate in a pecan pie, or any other pie,”

Really. There’s a place for chocolate, and it isn’t in a pie. Just like there’s a place for pineapple, and it isn’t on a pizza.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Romans 12
…19 Do not avenge yourselves, beloved, but leave room for God’s wrath. For it is written: “Vengeance is Mine, I will repay, says the Lord.” 20 On the contrary, “If your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him a drink. For in so doing, you will heap burning coals on his head.” 21 Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.…

[Kaslin]

I have never made a Pecan pie, and doubt that I could even make one

[vette6387]

“Should have made it a chocolate pie.”

Yeah, made with that “special chocolate” you get off the front lawn!

[House Atreides]

Hey Sarah, show them to us on a REAL kitchen table. Is that some sort of RUSSIAN table?

Sincerely, April

[bagster]

I hope it was one of those gypsy pies for April’s fat ass.

[Dr. Sivana]

There’s a place for chocolate, and it isn’t in a pie. Just like there’s a place for pineapple, and it isn’t on a pizza.

That is worthy of being a tag line. Well put. (although I make an exception for chocolate peanut butter pie).

[dfwgator]

Yeah, made with that “special chocolate” you get off the front lawn!

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

I would have made it a chocolate pie stuffed with ex-lax. But Sarah is obviously a better person than I.

[simpson96]

[piasa]

On the contrary: If your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink. In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head. Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good. —— Romans 12:17-21.

[Jewbacca]

Pie solves all things. I learned this from Amilia Badillia when I was learning English. Although coconut cream would be better.

I have no doubts no one here knows about what I am referring.

Off todust the drapes!

[LouieFisk]

It’s amazing how the media can take such as incredibly petty as a homemade pie and blow up into “scandal”.

[GnuThere]

It’s not hard at all, especially with a store bought crust.

[jazusamo]

I would probably have wanted to give Ryan something but it wouldn’t have been pie.

That said, Merry Christmas to Sanders and Ryan.

[Texas Fossil]

замечательный жест сброса = wonderful reset gesture

According to Google Translate.

[piasa]

Remember when they did that to Bush over the holiday turkey in Iraq or Afghanistan.

[GnuThere]

What a surprise, April acts entitled even when Sarah takes time out of her busy day to make 4 pies for the arrogant witch.
Sarah was much more gracious than I could have been.

[bigbob]

She really took the high road, that April was still bitching about how she should be “nicer” to the press corps every day.

[LouieFisk]

Yup. Petty then, petty now. Some things never change.