Paddy tells the bartender he’s had enough.He slides off the stool crawls out the doorway ,crawls up the bedroom steps and crawls into bed.He wakes up in the morning and his wife says “You went out drinking last night”.He say “How do you know?”She says “You forgot your wheelchair”.
I think this is my favorite one...I copied them all and sent them in an email to friends in CA from Belfast...They’re going through some rough times and perhaps this will help cheer them up...