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To: sparklite2

I only try some crossword puzzles and kenken.


5 posted on 12/06/2017 7:17:18 PM PST by SMGFan (Sarah Michelle Gellar is on twitter @SarahMGellar)
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To: SMGFan
I only try some crossword puzzles and kenken.

Hehe...in this vein, I read a good joke here on FR last week;

An elderly woman had a 50'ish neighbor who would assist her with tasks too difficult for her to manage.
One day the woman called him and asked for some assistance.
"What's the matter dear?"
Well, I'm having a devil of a time with a new crossword puzzle. Do you have time to help me get it started?"
"Absolutely. I'll be right over."

A few minutes later he knocked on the door and entered per his usual habit when he visited. He entered and said, "Hello? Where are you dear?"
"In the kitchen!" she called out.
The man entered the kitchen and asked, "So where is this devilish crossword puzzle?"
"On the kitchen table" she replied. "I think it is supposed to be a picture of a rooster".

The man walked over to the table and looked at the assorted pieces sitting next to the box. He shook his head and said, "The first thing we do is get you a nice cup of tea, I'll make it." As he was headed toward the stove to put the kettle on, he said, "The next thing we do is to put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

59 posted on 12/08/2017 8:11:17 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Ban pre-shredded cheese now! Make America Grate Again.)
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