All this writing about time and arrows made me want to experiment.
But, where do you find arrows at this time of night?
In the car!
The turn signal arrows by the speedometer.
So, I took the car out and switched on the right turn arrow.
I went forward in time.
Then, I switched on the left turn arrow.
I went back in time.
I turned on the emergency flashers.
I tore open the time/space continuum.
That’s what I told the cops anyway.