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To: blueunicorn6

That's addressed brilliantly in Rootin' Tootin' Fig Newton's fourth law of equal and opposite time travel arrows (which he wrote, until he didn't write it in the other direction).

35 posted on 11/30/2017 9:16:04 PM PST by Songcraft
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To: Pray All Day

All this writing about time and arrows made me want to experiment.

But, where do you find arrows at this time of night?

In the car!

The turn signal arrows by the speedometer.

So, I took the car out and switched on the right turn arrow.

I went forward in time.

Then, I switched on the left turn arrow.

I went back in time.

I turned on the emergency flashers.

I tore open the time/space continuum.

That’s what I told the cops anyway.


42 posted on 11/30/2017 9:29:39 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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