I’m wondering if Senator Franken will show up today wearing a neck brace in public. You only have to do it one day and the press will photo and take pity on you and ignore any past transgressions against women, even allowing them to drown when you run off to concoct your story for the press. It worked wonders for Senator Kennedy, got him the title of “Lion of the Senate”, a large monumental building named after him with taxpayer money, and earned him the everlasting respect of the ex-POW and respected aisle-crosser John McCain.
Maybe the raping Kennedy Klan can loan Franken, Teddy’s neck brace to get sympathy for their newest exposed pervert!