Woman poses for pictures of herself to send to insurers instead of her car

Metro.co.UK ^ | 11/7/2017 | Joe Roberts

[EEGator]

To be fair,”A special needs teacher...”.

[bgill]

Alyssa, hon, those pants are two sizes too small.

[Duchess47]

Yep, that’s generally the way it works.

[null and void]

Would Laz?

[DeFault User]

Got some hefty saddle bags there.

They are designed to support the extra 100 pounds she will be sporting in about 15 years.

[Vendome]

That’s her “mini-me” and a great likeness....

[ex91B10]

I used to go to the information booth in the mall and ask the person stuff like "What's the square root of 144?" or "What's the capitol of Brazil?"

Loads of fun.

[taildragger]

I see what you did there...

[Intolerant in NJ]

Special needs teacher indeed.....

[csvset]

Is she part Oompa Loompa ? Something weird going on there.

[Crucial]

She probably needs better coverage.

[OrioleFan]

Probably the teachers union local president.

[Codeflier]

First - people are getting awfully mean around here.

Second - I never had to send pictures of any car to get insurance. Just gave the VINs. Therefore, I can’t entirely blame someone for thinking it might be pictures of themselves being requested when adding on to a Grandmother’s existing policy.

[Sirius Lee]

Well, she did put in the bigger rear bumper, with the extra crumple zone, but the headlights don’t work. They just don’t work at all.

[libertylover]

Long ago I worked at a JCP store and a guy came in and asked me under his breath if we sold athletic supporters. I took him to them and asked, “what size”? His face went aghast and when I realized why I said, “what is your waist size”?

[crazy scenario]

" was asked to take front and side profile photos before her car insurance could be completed.

Why no pictures under the hood?

[Do_Tar]

Well, she is on FB and they asked for some profile pics. I could see getting that in your head and not giving it more thought.

I once had to take in an older truck for “inspection”. They just wanted to make sure it was pretty much stock.

[Bshaw]

Oh sweet Jesus. They walk among us....

[MileHi]

Thunder thighs

[trebb]

Ah youth - she has potential though...she seems to have the ability to laugh at herself - that’s a good quality to have.