[usconservative]

This is going to cause SJP to have a long face.

A horse and Sara Jessica Parker walk into a bar, the bartender asks "hey you two, why the long faces?"

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Rene Descartes walks into a bar.
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar.

The barkeeper says: I t'ought da horse came before Descartes.