Posted on 10/21/2017 7:03:34 PM PDT by Rebelbase
KOKOMO, Ind.-- Howard County gun owner Billy Swaggerty said he learned a bitter lesson after his back door was kicked in last spring and more than a dozen firearms, some of them assault-style rifles, and the safes they were kept in were stolen.
“Be careful who you tell, keep it to yourself, don’t be bragging about how many guns you got, be careful who you let into your house and make sure you buy a quality safe,” he said. “And that’s another thing…don’t let strippers in your house.”
Swaggerty said last winter a woman he knew in passing showed up at his front door on Kokomo’s north side, shivering without a coat, and asking if he still had a spare bedroom.
Over his wife’s objections, Swaggerty let the woman move in.
“And I put her in the bedroom with the safes and it came back and bit me,” he said. “The fact is she was a stripper is what we found out. We didn’t know that she was a stripper.”
A stripper with a husband who was in prison on a drug charge with a substance abuse problem herself, said Swaggerty who came home for lunch on May 3 and realized someone had kicked in his backdoor and stole all his guns and the safes in which they were stored.
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Listen to your wife. She is always right.
Very timely article.
Well if you don’t have any guns you should have no problems. 8>)
The voice of experience.
...And don't be smoking dope with them, dummy. We know you were.
Striped down version.
I, too have let strippers in my house. But there was this untimly boating accident...no..wait....
Painters? We can hope.
I won’t believe it until Lazamataz confirms it.
Wonder if she worked at the Hip Hugger?
(Not that I’ve ever been there, ya know)
( Nope, not me...never....uh uh)
“Over his wife’s objections, Swaggerty let the woman move in”
The guy has a gift. He really should move into commercial real estate, or something involving sales of a high-commission and extremely expensive product.
“I, too have let strippers in my house. “
Strippers, the new boating accident.
Lol.
Somebody please post the “Captain Obvious” character.
If ever a story needs it this does.
Calling Captain Obvious!
One Question....
Are Pole Dancers Okay?
You see I just had a
knock on the door and
This cute Polish gal...
Well ..the polka music just got me.
Hip Hugger. I just go there for the lunch. ;-)
Naked trailer park trash is just a bonus.
"Never let a stripper move into your house over your wife's objections or your guns may be stolen."
I think I've got it.
He knows strippers “in passing” and they know where he lives and that he has an extra bedroom.
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