[PGR88]

she would argue with him over his increased work as a gardener.

The drinking, drugs and multiple mistresses were tolerable, but a person really must draw the line at excessing gardening.

[Calvin Locke]

When I complained to my then-wife about the amount of time she spent gardening, I got poison ivy.

Then again.

And again.

(Then she made a big deal of finding it in her garden, hidden behind a shrub...)