Posted on 10/16/2017 2:09:28 PM PDT by EdnaMode
A transsexual has spent an eye-watering $1m on transforming from bullied 'band geek' to Barbie doll - and is now looking for her dream real life Ken Doll.
Nikki Exotika, 35, from Hoboken in New Jersey, has been under the knife for nearly two decades changing every inch of her body to look like her plastic fantastic idol.
From two-years-old she knew she was different, always putting on make-up and nail polish before becoming obsessed with Barbie two years later. At school, while living as Jason Torres, she was bullied for her flamboyant style and self-expression, when she would hike-up her shorts and strut down the corridors in tight t-shirts like a runway.
She received comments from 'Cover girl' and 'Pretty boy' to hateful homophobic names like 'faggot' and 'homo' as well as being beaten up but didn't allow it to hold her back.
After visiting Transsexual and Transvestite bars in her teens, she discovered hormones, silicone injections and more.
By the age of 19, she had gender reassignment surgery, after three nose jobs, two boobs jobs and an Adam's apple reduction.
Since then she's gone onto have over a million dollars-worth of surgery, procedures and other aids to help to transform her into a Barbie Doll.]
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“GAAAK!” doesn’t begin to cover it. OMG, that is one FUGLY human. Eyewash! Please!!??
Yikes! Nikki Wuzzaguy is like nothing I’d ever chase. A million $$ wasted.
...and succeeded from the looks of things.
I think I’m gonna puke
[ She didn’t get her feet done.
Tsk. Tsk. ]
Is that the “toe welding” operation?
[ Look like he tried to transform into Mr. Ed, not Barbie.
...and succeeded from the looks of things. ]
Those picture are giving me Night-MARES!
How exactly did Mr. Ed put on the Hat and Glasses?
I don’t think Wilbur did it.
Love it!
He or she is a freak!
He.
And freak doesn’t begin to express the true horror ...
I should have said “It is a freak.”
Proving that no matter how much lipstick you slap on a pig, it’s still a pig, Silk purse, sow’s ear.
EEEwww....it looks like a flesh tone lizard.
“Where did this guy get the million dollars?”
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A guy goes to Vegas and he is on an absolute winning streak. After ends up winning about $5 million, he decides to call it quits and end on a high note.
When he leaves the casino, he sees a hooker across the street just hanging out outside of a hotel/casino. He goes across the street and asks the hooker “how much for a handjob?” The hooker replies “$1,000”. The guy shocked says “$1,000 just for a hand job?” The hooker replies “You see this casino, I own this casino because I give the worlds best hand jobs”. The guys says “Really, well then screw it here’s a grand”.
The guy says “Oh my god, that was terrific, that really was the best handjob of my life”. Then he asks “Well, then how much for a bj?” The hooker replies “$20,000”. The guy replies “$20,000 grand just for a bj?” The hooker says “You see this hotel, I own this hotel because I give the worlds best bjs”. So then guy says “eff it, here’s $20,000”. They go into one of the hotel rooms.
The guy replies “Oh my god, that was the best bj I ever had. Then he thinks and just says skrew it “How much for sex?” The hooker starts walking towards the window, she opens up the curtains and you see all of Las Vegas in its prime. Then the hooker says “You see this?” Then guy says “Get the f out of here, you own Las Vegas?”
Then the hooker says “I would if I had a vagina”.
I remember reading some time back, probably on FR, about a guy who had himself transformed into Ken, so there’s her man. A match made in hell.
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I read recently that the Ken-man was now on his way to changing into a woman.
Mental illness is a terrible thing.
A Horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says....
“Hello, Nikki!”
I feed a family in Peru for $400 a year. What an unbelievable waste
Oh my!
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